Just A Girl Staring At A Salad & Wishing It Was Pizza Tee Funny 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because who wants a tee that’s high-maintenance on laundry day

Ever feel like “being tired” is your forever mood

Sometimes life just calls for a little meltdown followed by a whole lot of “oops

Made for the marriage that survives on brutal honesty and open windows

and you’re just trying to survive one more passive-aggressive email

Just A Girl Staring At A Salad & Wishing It Was Pizza Tee Funny 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – BecauseWhen your salad is silently judging you and all you can think is, Isnt cheese technically a vegetable? Ugh, yes! If youve ever found yourself making direct eye contact with lettuce and dreaming of a cheesy slice, you need this shirt just to keep it real. Lets be honest, salads are fine but pizza is a vibe. The Just A Girl Staring At A Salad & Wishing It Was Pizza Tee is a funny shirt that says what every carb loving heart is actually thinking. Throw